Strait is the Gate
Taking the Wiggle Test
By Tamia Nelson
July 2, 2002
Strait is the gate, and narrow is the way
Kayak or canoe,
solo or tandem no matter what sort of boat you favor, yours will have a
personality distinct from all others, even from other hulls pulled from the
same mold on the same day. Every boat responds in unique ways to each paddle
stroke, wave, and weight shift.
Surprised? You shouldn't be. Think of the cars and trucks you've owned.
Each vehicle is an individual, with its share of quirks and eccentricities.
Canoes and kayaks are no exception. They're much simpler than cars, of course,
but watercraft inhabit an interface between two very different worlds. Even a
farm pond has more moods than the roughest country road. And not many paddlers
stick to farm ponds. Ocean or
or pond each is also unique. Wherever you paddle, you'll have to take
conditions as they come. Your technique had better be up to the challenge.
All of which amounts to saying that good boat control is essential. But it
can't be had by wishing for it, and reading (or watching videos) isn't enough,
either. You have to practice regularly in your boat and on the
water. This is as true for experts as it is for rank beginners. No boatman can
afford to rest on his oars for long. Each day afloat brings new problems to
solve, and every new skill will be tested in new ways. Learning never stops.
OK. Practice makes perfect. But it's easier said than done. Few
paddlers have a river or beach on their doorstep. And fewer still have
infinite leisure. The hours you spend driving to a distant put-in are time
stolen from paddling. What you need is a training tool that can be used
anywhere there's water that farm pond I mentioned earlier, say, or even
a swimming pool. Sound too good to be true? It's not. The answer lies in
something we Americans call the English gate. (The less reverent Brits call it
the "wiggle test," and I like that name better.) Whatever name it goes by,
though, it doesn't take much to get started. As the American name suggests,
you need a gate: two light poles suspended from a rope will work fine,
as will two buoys made from empty bleach bottles tethered to an anchored
spacer. Put the poles or buoys three feet apart for solo kayaks, five feet for
a tandem canoe, and somewhere in between for a solo canoe or tandem kayak.
What else do you need? A body of water with enough space to pivot
your boat on all sides of the gate. It needn't be large. A swimming pool will
do for shorty kayaks. Larger boats will need more room, but even tandem canoes
can manage in all but the smallest ponds or tiniest bays. Stay on flatwater,
at least at first you'll want to avoid windy days, too and be
sure you have five feet or so of water under you if you intend to roll. That's
Once you've made your gate and found a place to put it, you're ready to
begin practicing. You need to "work" the gate, paddling through it according
to a set plan. The goal? To complete the wiggle test in the shortest possible
time, without fouling (touching) either pole or buoy. You'll cheat, of course,
unless you're a candidate for sainthood, and maybe even then. No one's
watching, after all, and no one's keeping score. But if you don't cheat too
often, you'll find that your times get shorter and shorter as you practice,
and that you almost never foul the gate. Before you know it, you'll be in the
cat-bird seat in control, your boat responding exactly to every paddle
stroke and weight shift. Just enough to do the job, no more and no less.
That's what "control" means.
Ready to begin? Then zip up your life jacket, grab your paddle, and head
for the water. If you're a complete beginner or a weak swimmer, if the water's
cold, or if you just like company, ask someone to come along with you, even if
you usually paddle solo. As Farwell will
tell you, you can get into big trouble even in a small pond. Once you're
on the water, start out slow. Strive for a clean test with no fouls before you
try to pick up the pace. Speed will come later.
Here's the standard program:
Check your watch. (It had better be waterproof.) Now paddle forward through
the gate from your starting position. (IMPORTANT! Whichever way you're facing,
the pole or buoy to your right when you start is always the
right-hand pole. The other pole, the pole on your left at the start, is
the always the left-hand pole. Remember this.) As soon as your stern
clears the gate, pivot around to the right and return the way you came. Then,
when you're back at the starting point, pivot left and go forward through the
gate once more. Congratulations! You've just completed Phase 1. Your
path should look something like that of the expert waterman below:
Time for Phase 2. Back-paddle outside the right-hand pole. When your
bow clears, go forward through the gate. Now back-paddle outside the
left-hand pole. Are you clear? Then drive forward between the poles
again, angling left. Before you know it, Phase 2 is done.
Now back-paddle outside the left-hand pole, but instead of waiting till
your bow clears and going forward, execute a reverse pivot and back-paddle
through the gate stern first. Once you clear, continue in reverse,
pivoting once again and back-paddling through the gate to your starting point.
That's it for Phase 3.
Confused? Here's our expert in action. Just follow him.
You're nearly done. Go forward on the outside of the right-hand pole,
reverse through the gate, go forward again around the outside of the
left-hand pole, and then back-paddle though the gate for the last time. Whew!
You've finished your first wiggle test. Check your watch, then take a break
while you figure your elapsed time. As long as that!? Don't be disappointed.
And don't rush things. Practice makes perfect. Catch your breath and
try again. Concentrate on keeping your act clean. Speed will follow.
It took you less time on the second attempt, didn't it? And you fouled the
poles less often, too, I'll bet. Good! It was hard work, though, wasn't it?
Don't be surprised or discouraged. Nothing worth doing is ever easy.
You'll get better. And once you've got your time for a clean test down to less
than two minutes, you'll be ready for a new challenge. If you're paddling a
closed boat, try adding a roll at the end of each outside leg in Phase 2. When
that starts getting easy, add rolls at the finish of each outside leg in Phase
4, as well. (If you're of a mind, you can roll an open boat, too. See the 1954
edition of the Red Cross canoe handbook. You end up with a swamped boat, of
course, so it's not a practical self-rescue technique in a canoe that doesn't
have lots of supplementary flotation. But it can't be denied that it's a great
"gee-whiz" stunt. It's not a bad way to cool off on a hot day, either.)
Still too easy? Then it's time to move your gate to a local stream or
river. If you're lucky, you'll find an abandoned bridge over a riffle or
moving pool. Get the permission of the authorities to hang your gate from the
bridge. And you don't have to stop there. After you've mastered one location,
move on to other, more challenging sites. The possibilities are infinite.
Don't get careless, though. Never practice alone on moving water, and always
wear a helmet if you're in a closed boat or if you're planning on
rolling any boat. Your head's worth protecting.
Whatever you do, and wherever you do it, keep practicing. Good boat control
is the hallmark of the competent paddler, and there's no better way to build
your skill than by working a gate. The Apostle Matthew may not have been a
fisherman, but it seems likely he knew a thing or two about handling small
boats. "Strait is the gate," he wrote, "and narrow is the way,
there shall be that find it."
The good news? You can be one of the few. It's just a question of
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